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10 Secrets of Joe Biden Exposed During USA Election 2020

As the 2020 presidential campaign has shifted into high gear after Labor Day, President Trump, our great and glorious leader, has been telling us what would happen if Joe Biden somehow got elected even though we’ve damaged the post office, kept as many Democrats from voting in swing states as possible and have thousands of personal injury attorneys ready to sue if the election doesn’t go our way.

Besides the death of the suburbs, Biden will also end happy hour in every restaurant in this country; outlaw cows and Twizzlers, force people to eat gluten; turn our schools into indoctrination centers for radical left, gay and atheistic thugs; and then use pizza parlors to systemically kidnap privileged white children and subject them to satanic rites.

Recently, I came into possession of a top-secret document stolen from the trash of Nancy Pelosi’s home hidden inside a wrapper that contained a sprouted grain sandwich with kale, avocado, organic oleander chips and water filtered from a hot spring located in Love Canal, NY.

1. Joe Biden worked with the Chinese to create the COVID19

As we all know, Joe Biden, Barack Obama and Jeffrey Epstein are responsible for infecting this country with the coronavirus in order to destroy our great leader’s legacy. The great Trump foiled their diabolical plan by not panicking and instead he pretended the coronavirus wasn’t even here and did practically nothing to stop it. The cost was minimal according to our leader with only 200,000 deaths, 369,000 hospitalizations and millions unemployed.

2. Joe Biden will defend the police

That’s right. In Joe Biden’s America, his new police force will actually get significantly increased training with an eye toward a candidate pool that no longer includes the bully on the school bus who grows up to love guns and shouting at people. But we like our police just the way they are. So a few people get dead along the way. They probably had it coming to them anyway.

3. Joe Biden has a plan to move minorities into the suburbs

Once he is president, a report by Ben Carson reveals that Biden will begin build thousands of internment camps like during WW2 for Japanese citizens. This time, however, these camps will house suburban white people with incomes over $200,000 and those vacant homes will then to be used as welfare homes for people on public assistance. White people will be able to take their phones and several pair of relaxed-fit jeans.

4. Joe Biden has been a card-carrying member of Antifa for years

Joe Biden was sworn into Antifa by the Reverend Al Sharpton in 1984 and has been an Antifa subversive ever since. Intelligence reports reveal that Biden is responsible for a long string of violent crimes, including stealing from the collection plate of evangelical churches, not removing his hat when the National Anthem was played at several minor-league baseball Delaware Blue Rocks games and getting a lot of Chinese takeout as a way to send secrets to Chinese President Xi Jinping.

5. Joe Biden actually has a monstrous plan to offer health care to every American

This diabolical plan will enable every American to have access to health care which will make it much harder for more entitled Americans to get their top-shelf health care that previously no one but the richest could afford. The horror! Can you imagine the waiting rooms?

6. Joe Biden actually has a monstrous plan to offer health care to every American

This diabolical plan will enable every American to have access to health care which will make it much harder for more entitled Americans to get their top-shelf health care that previously no one but the richest could afford. The horror! Can you imagine the waiting rooms?

7. Joe Biden will outlaw religion as we know it and make it illegal to say Merry Christmas

Can you imagine wishing a neighbor a Merry Christmas and then being arrested and thrown in jail for five years, serving hard time in prison baking fruitcakes?

8. Joe Biden will try to fight economic inequality and help poorer people get ahead.

This is just what we don’t need. More people trying to get ahead of us. If having equal access to education, places to live and jobs is allowed to spread, then we will have no one to feel superior to.

9. Joe Biden has plans to knock down thousands of statues once he’s elected

The list is too long to detail but some statues already scheduled to come down the day after Biden’s inauguration include the Lucille Ball statue because her hair is red, which signifies red states. The statue of Lenin in Seattle will be destroyed because Biden hates the Russians because he knows that Putin and the Russians are America’s closet allies. And also because they helped us win in 2016.

10. Joe Biden will immediately issue communist rules such as improving our infrastructure of roads and bridges

Having better roads, bridges and mass transit just means that everybody benefits. That’s not democratic at all. It’s communism in its purest form. After all, in a capitalist marketplace, we all know that there are a few winners, the one percent, and then everyone else.

The list is too long to detail but some statues already scheduled to come down the day after Biden’s inauguration include the Lucille Ball statue because her hair is red, which signifies red states. The statue of Lenin in Seattle will be destroyed because Biden hates the Russians because he knows that Putin and the Russians are America’s closet allies. And also because they helped us win in 2016.

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